The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.

When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.