Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

George Bernard Shaw

When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman