Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

All I need is the opportunity,' I said confidently. He smiled. 'Seventeen's very young, and you look even younger.' I shrugged off-handedly. 'That's a question of make-up.' Karno laughed. That shrug, he told Sydney later, got me the job.

It is conceivable that I might well be reborn as a Chinese coolie. In such case I should lodge a protest.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.