It is conceivable that I might well be reborn as a Chinese coolie. In such case I should lodge a protest.

New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

All I need is the opportunity,' I said confidently. He smiled. 'Seventeen's very young, and you look even younger.' I shrugged off-handedly. 'That's a question of make-up.' Karno laughed. That shrug, he told Sydney later, got me the job.

The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.