Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

Just think of such a sucker as me as President!

Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant.

I will not join any club who will take me as a member.

All I need is the opportunity,' I said confidently. He smiled. 'Seventeen's very young, and you look even younger.' I shrugged off-handedly. 'That's a question of make-up.' Karno laughed. That shrug, he told Sydney later, got me the job.