Just think of such a sucker as me as President!

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.

Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant.

I will not join any club who will take me as a member.