Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

Just think of such a sucker as me as President!

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant.

The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.

Humor is kindly. Wit is caustic.