Satire Quotes

There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It puts me on a far higher place than any politician.

Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.