There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

Mark Twain

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The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

Mark Twain

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Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Bill Gates

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When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.

Winston Churchill

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Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death, and those who are bored to death.

Winston Churchill

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I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It puts me on a far higher place than any politician.

Charlie Chaplin

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