The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It puts me on a far higher place than any politician.

Nature does not complete things. She is chaotic. Man must finish, and he does so by making a garden and building a wall.

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.

Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death, and those who are bored to death.