Television Quotes

I do not watch much television. I know they like to say - people that don't know me - they like to say I watch television. People with fake sources - you know, fake reporters, fake sources. But I don't get to watch much television, primarily because of documents. I'm reading documents a lot.

CNN's Don Lemon, the dumbest man on television, insinuated last night while asking a debate 'question' that I was a racist, when in fact I am the least racist person.

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television [The Apprentice] would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation.

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed by technology and television.

My mother always told me that any talent is a gift of God and I always believed it. If I quit, I would just live in front of the television and get fat and die pretty soon.

They put me on television. And the whole thing broke loose. It was wild, I tell ya for sure.

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.

Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.