In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made School Boards.

Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a haircut.

Taking jobs to build up your resume is the same as saving up sex for old age.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile.

Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.