In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made School Boards.

Taking jobs to build up your resume is the same as saving up sex for old age.

Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a haircut.

It is the self-reliant pioneer in every enterprise who beats the path along which American civilization has marched. Such individual effort is the glory of America.

They have destroyed your weapons, but these weapons would in any case have become obsolete before the next war. That war will be fought with brand-new ones, and the army which is least hampered with obsolete material will have a great advantage.

It is a very fine thing to refuse an invitation, but it is a good thing to wait till you get it first.