Of all the peoples of Europe, Spaniards disgust me the least.

My mom loved to sing - and I'll go on record and say she was the worst singer ever. I'd get up and move away from her!

I can't help it if the ladies take note of me; I am not going to protest.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.

The beast is the modern world that we live in! The material world. The physical world. The world of illusion that we think is real. We live for it; we're enslaved by it. And it will ultimately be our undoing.