We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

I tell you Wellington is a bad general, the English are bad soldiers; we will settle this matter by lunch time.

Unteachable from infancy to tomb - There is the first & main characteristic of mankind.

I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters.

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

This judge, like many of the Crooked Judges' I am forced to appear before, should be IMPEACHED.