Why is thought being a secretion of brain, more wonderful than gravity a property of matter? It is our arrogance, our admiration of ourselves.

Of all the peoples of Europe, Spaniards disgust me the least.

My IQ is one of the highest-and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault.

We're more popular than Jesus now.... Jesus was alright but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.

Man in his arrogance thinks himself a great work.

Man in his arrogance thinks himself a great work, worthy of the interposition of a deity. More humble, and I believe truer, to consider him created from animals.