Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.

Undertake not to teach your equal in the art himself professes; it savors arrogancy.

This judge, like many of the Crooked Judges' I am forced to appear before, should be IMPEACHED.

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from very successful businessman to top TV star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius . . .and a very stable genius at that!

Canada should become our Cherished 51st State.