I've read some amazingly derogatory things about me over the years and I've sat there and thought: if you replaced 'ginger' with 'black' or even 'Asian,' you'd be up in front of a judge.

I heard at Columbia he was not a very good student, and then he then he gets into Harvard. How do you get into Harvard if you are not a good student? Maybe that's right, maybe that's wrong, but I don't know why he doesn't he release his records. Why doesn't he release his Occidental records?

Canada should become our Cherished 51st State.

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent.

Obama, you're fired.