Crooked Quotes

This judge, like many of the Crooked Judges' I am forced to appear before, should be IMPEACHED.

The first time, I had two things to do-run the country and survive; I had all these crooked guys. And the second time, I run the country and the world.

I'm still a little bent, a little crooked, but all things considered, I can't complain.

Do not be very upright in your dealings for you would see by going to the forest that straight trees are cut down while crooked ones are left standing.

He who befriends a man whose conduct is vicious, whose vision impure, and who is notoriously crooked, is rapidly ruined.

You never know a line is crooked unless you have a straight one to put next to it.