Crooked Quotes

I'm still a little bent, a little crooked, but all things considered, I can't complain.

Do not be very upright in your dealings for you would see by going to the forest that straight trees are cut down while crooked ones are left standing.

He who befriends a man whose conduct is vicious, whose vision impure, and who is notoriously crooked, is rapidly ruined.

You never know a line is crooked unless you have a straight one to put next to it.