An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.

I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

I believe our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

Not only do I have a great love for the game of golf - no matter how badly I play it - but I have also the belief that through every kind of meeting, through every kind of activity to which we can bring together more often and more intimately peoples of our several countries, by that measure we will do something to solve the difficulties and the tensions that this poor old world seems nowadays to so much endure.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.