An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.

I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

I believe our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

Well, a funny thing, there are three that I like all for the same reason, golf, fishing, and shooting, and I do because first, they take you into the fields. There is mild exercise, the kind that an older individual probably should have. And on top of it, it induces you to take at any one time 2 or 3 hours, if you can, where you are thinking of the bird or that ball or the wily trout. Now, to my mind it is a very healthful, beneficial kind of thing, and I do it whenever I get a chance, as you well know.