My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.

Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

In china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you.

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.