Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.

In china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Humor is kindly. Wit is caustic.