Has it not got down as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had starved to Death ?

When a man hears himself somewhat misrepresented, it provokes him - at least, I find it so with myself; but when the misrepresentation becomes very gross and palpable, it is more apt to amuse him.

Just think of such a sucker as me as President!

Voting for Trump is like asking me to drive a car.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.