Has it not got down as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had starved to Death ?

Just think of such a sucker as me as President!

Douglas is playing cuttlefish, a small species of fish that has no mode of defending itself when pursued except by throwing out a black fluid, which makes the water so dark the enemy cannot see it.

The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

Voting for Trump is like asking me to drive a car.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.