Wife Quotes

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

A man's best friend is a good wife.

My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.