Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

We have a society where every hit maker and TV presenter is gay.

It's very important to have two tiaras when you're on the road. You never know when you'll be invited to something really formal.

Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.