Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.

He has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.