There is small disproportion betwixt a fool who useth not wit because he hath it not and him that useth it not when it should avail him.

Where might is mixed with wit, there is too good an accord in a government.

Donald Trump is the president. It's not a bad dream. It really happened. It's like being dumped by a lover and also being stuck in a nightmare.

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

Either we stay at home and become pillars of the community or we go out and tour. We couldn't really find any communities that still needed pillars.

I won't say anything 'cause no one ever listens to me, anyway. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record.