Either we stay at home and become pillars of the community or we go out and tour. We couldn't really find any communities that still needed pillars.

Mick Jagger

I'm not Beethoven!

I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

I always avoid prophesying beforehand, because it is a much better policy to prophesy after the event has already taken place.

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

Dalai LamaSpiritual Leader

Elon MuskBusinessman