A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.

A joke is a very serious thing.

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

I'm getting sick and tired of people saying that this movement has been infiltrated by Communists. There are as many Communists in this freedom movement as there are Eskimos in Florida.

The authorities liked to say that we received a balanced diet; it was indeed balanced - between the unpalatable and the inedible.

I can't help it if the ladies take note of me; I am not going to protest.