Upon meeting, you're judged by your clothes, upon parting you're judged by your wits.

Leo Tolstoy

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A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.

Henry Ford

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I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

Marilyn Monroe

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

William Shakespeare

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Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.

Mark Twain

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

Mark Twain

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