Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

We came to South America originally because we were invited down. They wanted four wholesome lads to play some nice music. Now I'd like to buy up the entire continent and install myself as President.

I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.

Radiohead didn't copy The 1975, they're fucking Radiohead. They could steal my actual legs and and I'd not be bothered anyways.

I'm not Beethoven!