Under pressure, the mouth speaks when the brain is disengaged, and, sometimes unwittingly, the gearshift is in reverse when it should be in neutral.

Gossip can also kill, because it kills the reputation of the person! It is so terrible to gossip! At first it may seem like a nice thing, even amusing, like enjoying a candy. But in the end, it fills the heart with bitterness, and even poisons us.

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.