We've been trying to sell out for years. Problem is that no one was buying.

We're like bad architecture and old whores. Eventually you become respectable.

I'm not Beethoven!

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it wouldimprove the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

He has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.