We've been trying to sell out for years. Problem is that no one was buying.

We're like bad architecture and old whores. Eventually you become respectable.

I'm not Beethoven!

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.