We've been trying to sell out for years. Problem is that no one was buying.

We're like bad architecture and old whores. Eventually you become respectable.

I'm not Beethoven!

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

I drink and smoke and I am two hundred percent fit.

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.