About ten years ago, I knew three chords on the guitar. Now, in 1982, I know three chords on the guitar.

I'm not Beethoven!

We're like bad architecture and old whores. Eventually you become respectable.

Has success ruined the Grateful Dead? Yeah.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.