About ten years ago, I knew three chords on the guitar. Now, in 1982, I know three chords on the guitar.

Freddie Mercury

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I'm not Beethoven!

Jerry Garcia

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We're like bad architecture and old whores. Eventually you become respectable.

Jerry Garcia

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Has success ruined the Grateful Dead? Yeah.

Jerry Garcia

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I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

Marilyn Monroe

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There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.

Winston Churchill

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