We can't have someone in the Oval Office who doesn't understand the meaning of the word "confidential" or "classified".

In life, we weep at the thought of death. In death, perhaps we weep at the thought of life.

But what about-brace yourself-earnest. If you dethrone sincerity with irony, you get an equal tyrant by the end of the day, and I'm kind of tired of it. Because what makes me feel uncomfortable is saying, like, 'Do you mind telling me that I'm good, or that you love me, just so I can feel OK?' That's the shit I'm scared of, being seen as some fucking lame dude. It's way harder to be a bit naive and soppy without going not, or lol, or I jack off all the time.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.

Everybody loves your life but you.