I'm going to be working for you. I'm not going to have time to go play golf.

Everybody's always blaming me for everything.

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

In life, we weep at the thought of death. In death, perhaps we weep at the thought of life.

I wore black because I liked it. I still do, and wearing it still means something to me. It's still my symbol of rebellion -- against a stagnant status quo, against our hypocritical houses of God, against people whose minds are closed to others' ideas.

Love, when spelled backwards and read phonetically, reads evil.