Quotes By Winston Churchill

Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile-hoping it will eat him last.

A joke is a very serious thing.

We are all worms But I do believe that I am a glow worm.

The farther backward you can look the farther forward you are likely to see.

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile grin. If you can't grin keep out of the way till you can.

We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow next week next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

A small lie needs a bodyguard of bigger lies to protect it.

Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general the more he contributes in maneuver the less he demands in slaughter.

Danger: if you meet it promptly and without flinching you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails and then asks you not to kill him.

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Some people did not like this ceremonious style. But after all when you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.