Humour Quotes

Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Humour is the most engaging cowardice. With it myself I have been able to hold some of my enemy in play far out of gunshot.

Marry or marry not, in any either case you'll regret it.