Humour Quotes

You sharpen your ideas by reducing yourself to the level of the people you are with and a sense of humour and a complete relaxation, even when you're discussing serious things, does help to mobilise friends around you. And I love that.

I seem to write a lot of sad songs because I'm a very tragic person. But there's always an element of humour at the end.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Through humour, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Humour is the most engaging cowardice. With it myself I have been able to hold some of my enemy in play far out of gunshot.

Marry or marry not, in any either case you'll regret it.