Fat Quotes

Toilet paper too thin, newspapers too fat!

Like most girls I'm always really self-conscious about do I look fat, if my legs are short, if I'm weird shaped, but when I go on stage, man, it never occurs to me. I think I look beautiful.

My plug in Japan died during COVID. Rest in peace to, um, he was just in my phone as 'Fat Japan Dealer,' but he was a good guy.

None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back.

My mother always told me that any talent is a gift of God and I always believed it. If I quit, I would just live in front of the television and get fat and die pretty soon.

I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.

I have an ugly day every month; pimples on my face, I'm fat and in a bad mood. It's more like an ugly week!

Folk music is a bunch of fat people.

You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing, but you can't tell lies about me.