Beer Quotes

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs

On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.

Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.