Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.

I stopped smoking. When I stopped smoking, my voice changed... so drastically, I couldn't believe it myself.

I was like a clock that had exploded- my springs were hanging out, my hands were cockeyed, and my numbers were falling off.

My sobriety isn't up for discussion, but as for vices, I seem to hack away at them with my invisible machete from dawn till dusk. The vice of 'more' is an ongoing theme.

Once you've seen a solution to the disease that's tearing you apart, relapsing is never fun.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.