Once you've seen a solution to the disease that's tearing you apart, relapsing is never fun.

I was like a clock that had exploded- my springs were hanging out, my hands were cockeyed, and my numbers were falling off.

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

I stopped smoking. When I stopped smoking, my voice changed... so drastically, I couldn't believe it myself.

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.

I'm just an old slag who gets up every morning, scratches his head and wonders what he wants to fuck.