Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

People at rehab were stealing my hats and pens and notebooks and asking for autographs. I couldn't concentrate on my problem.

I realized, 'Yo, I can't do anything in moderation. I don't know how.

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.