Never never never compare yourself to the beautiful girls. There's always someone gorgeous who will make you feel like you're not. It's a total confidence buster!

Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.

I hate nobody except Hitler--and that is professional.

Look at the mistake that Hitler made in not trying invasion in 1940....We had not, at that time, fifty tanks; we had a couple of hundred field guns, some of them brought out of the museums....Think what [the Germans] would do to us if they got here. Think what they would do to us, we who have barred their way to the loot of the whole world, we whom they hate the most because they dread and envy us the most.

Man is a comparative being. Substandard things must go before super-standard things can come.

I love animals because all they really want from you is love. Too bad that's even too much to ask for from some people.