There is just no comparison between having a dinner date with a man and staying home playing canasta with the girls.

Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.

No one has the right to criticize you for how your body looks, but they will. One thing I've learned from experiencing this exact kind of criticism is that no one else can label your body except for you. No one gets to have a place in your mind if they weren't invited there by you. So please do me this one favor: Don't let their ugly words into your beautiful mind.

I love animals because all they really want from you is love. Too bad that's even too much to ask for from some people.

I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen.

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.