Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.

I've got used to the fact-just about- that whatever I do is going to be compared to the other Beatles. If I took up ballet dancing, my ballet dancing would be compared with Paul's bowling.

I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen.

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.

If you were to ask me about a mistake I have made, it's calling my fourth album, 'New Jersey', because for the first time in my life, we were compared to the E Street Band.

I love animals because all they really want from you is love. Too bad that's even too much to ask for from some people.