Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

Marriage is the most licentious of human institutions.

It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.

According to the Hindu way of thinking, marriage is rather a duty than a privilege.