There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

Marriage is the most licentious of human institutions.

Me never believe in marriage that much. Marriage is a trap to control me; woman is a coward. Man strong.

The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. That's why we didn't sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions.

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.