Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

Regarding marriage, it - somehow, it didn't happen. One fellow in such a big family not getting married is not an issue.

The quality of a marriage is proven by its ability to tolerate an occasional "exception".

According to the Hindu way of thinking, marriage is rather a duty than a privilege.