Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself.

I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

Marry a good woman, and be happy the rest of your life. Or, marry a bad, and become a good philosopher.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.