Marry or marry not, in any either case you'll regret it.

Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

How the hell can a person go to work in the morning and come home in the evening and have nothing to say.