A married philosopher belongs to comedy.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

Marry or marry not, in any either case you'll regret it.

Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.