A married philosopher belongs to comedy.

Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself.

Marry or marry not, in any either case you'll regret it.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.