Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.

Me never believe in marriage that much. Marriage is a trap to control me; woman is a coward. Man strong.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

Marriage is the most licentious of human institutions.