The very definition of "emergency" is that it is unexpected, therefore it is not going to happen the way you are planning.

Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

The uncertainty and importance of the present reduce the past and future to comparative insignificance, and clear the mind of minor worries. And when all is over, memories remain which few men do not hold precious.

The elusive nature of love... it can be such a fleeting thing. You see it there and it's just fluttering and it's gone.

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

Where it all ends I can't fathom, my friends. If I knew, I might toss out my anchor.