The first time, I had two things to do-run the country and survive; I had all these crooked guys. And the second time, I run the country and the world.

I promise you, I will not be taking very long vacations, if I take them at all. There's no time for vacations. We're not going to be big on vacations.

We are one Nation, and their pain is our pain, their dreams are our dreams, and their success will be our success. We share one heart, one home, and one glorious destiny. The oath of office I take today is an oath of allegiance to all Americans.

Every 4 years, we gather on these steps to carry out the orderly and peaceful transfer of power, and we are grateful to President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama for their gracious aid throughout this transition. They have been magnificent. Thank you.

I can be presidential, but if I was presidential I would only have - about 20% of you would be here because it would be boring as hell.

If I'm president, you're going to see 'Merry Christmas' in department stores, believe me.