I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Everybody loves your life but you.

Life is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right.

In life, we weep at the thought of death. In death, perhaps we weep at the thought of life.

Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial.

Think about yourself at least once in your life. Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.