An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Not only do I have a great love for the game of golf - no matter how badly I play it - but I have also the belief that through every kind of meeting, through every kind of activity to which we can bring together more often and more intimately peoples of our several countries, by that measure we will do something to solve the difficulties and the tensions that this poor old world seems nowadays to so much endure.

One of the things that I noticed in war was how difficult it was for our soldiers, at first, to realize that there are no rules to war. Our men were raised in sports, where a referee runs a football game, or an umpire a baseball game, and so forth.

A polo handicap is a persons ticket to the world.

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile grin. If you can't grin keep out of the way till you can.