If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

I've wanted one thing in my life. I don't want to be that girl that gets that one thing then complains.

You instinctively know that nothing will ever be the same, and you have to carry that knowledge around with you like a huge weight. The next time you see your girl, you can't look her straight in the eyes the same way you did for all those years.

I like being the girl nobody can have.

If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere.

It's better being completely ridiculous than unbelievably boring.